May 2013
April 2013
Drying your hands when there aren't any paper...
zikau:
I LAUGHED SO MUCH HARDER THAN NECESSARY. IT WAS MORE LIKE A WHEEZE.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
loki-cat:
that one time kim jong ill took kim jong un to disneyland
kingudamu:
kumkardashian:
imagine if they had movies but instead of actors they had real people and they filmed the story as it happened
they have those
its called a documentary
This is why we all HATE FACEBOOK →
spemis:
chuu-kichi:
hotdudesandjunkfoods:
bubblyblond26:
peity:
alqdgs:
swqale:
lnary:
sagg:
pr2s:
Seriously. I’m sure everyone agrees.
Read more
This makes me go
Screw Facebook man
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINK THESE ARE FUNNY
^ yeah
people still go to Facebook? lol
Oh Facebook
these are so stupid
March 2013
nagaytokomaeda:
proladykilla:
nagaytokomaeda:
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
maliciousmelons:
yeah, i do push ups
end of essay: u feel me??
When your friends start mentioning stupid shit you...
slapstiq:
And you’re like:
My life on a Saturday night
slapstiq:
Expectations:
Reality:
michaelphelpsvevo:
*friendzones you at our wedding*
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
jaredsgirl86:
0pal-heart:
fakegalleryprincess:
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
3,969.865
amoying:
im so mad why aren’t toasters called tanning breads
majortvjunkie:
it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first
katkinkat:
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
mini-slashthegreat:
thepreciousthing:
adire-adire:
victorysunshine:
goldfish-kisses:
geek-in-a-box:
martiemcfly:
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
...
slapstiq:
mom just got home
i stormed out into the garage to meet her and yelled “BED EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!”
she looked so ashamed of herself
slapstiq:
everyone is getting a boyfriend/girlfriend and you know what im getting
FATTER
When your phone breaks
slapstiq:
slapstiq:
i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday
lnfamy:
dont you fucking talk shit about garlic bread
